Ryan's self important blathering

So if you've spent any time near me recently you've probably heard me bitch about the lack of someplace to get decent coffee around here, as apparantly all that these fucking north dallas richies can stand is starbucks.

ick.

Anyway, one of my main gripes about starbucks is that I want a goddamn coffee, not a caffeine explosion. Even their small size is too fucking big, it's even named a "tall" (suggesting big) for godsakes.

Well, as it turns out, it's named a tall because there is a secret menu option for "short." Yeah that's right. You can order it, but it's not on the menu.

Fuck. Capitalism.

I'ma go get me a short cappucino.